I’m starting a new political party.

It’s called the Tinkle Boom Boom party.

We are not liberal nor conservative. But we tinkle and we go boom boom into those parties overt agendas.

With the liberals, we tinkle into thier open minded and socially conscious margaritas by pointing out that such open mindedness often really comes off as another conservatism, really a closed mindedness idealism under the guise of being able to hear and appreciate everyone’s views.

And for the conservatives, we go boom boom in their trough of religious glory by dirtying up the water of their crystal clear idealism.

This new party seems most appropriate to our modern times. We have a tinkle boom boom party!